Sunday, December 26, 2021

Favorite Artists, Part 14: About The Go-Go's

Wow, that's a disgrace. I see that I haven't published one of these since last April. I had no idea I was so far behind. Anyway, let's talk about The Go-Go's and why they're on the My Favorite Artists list. 

The Go-Go's are the most successful all-female band of all time, and this in spite of an amazingly small discography. Their entire recorded output basically consists of three studio albums released between 1981 and 1984, a compilation album that included some interesting early and unreleased stuff plus a successful new single in 1991, an excellent studio album that most people (except for hardcore Go-Go's fans) were unaware of in 2001, and a slightly successful single released in 2020 in conjunction with a documentary film about the band.

In spite of this, The Go-Go's have remained a popular touring band practically since their inception in 1978, except for some time off here and there, and their lineup has mostly remained consistent. Their classic lineup consists of Belinda Carlisle on lead vocals, Jane Wiedlin on backing vocals and rhythm guitar, Charlotte Caffey on lead guitar, keyboards and backing vocals, Kathy Valentine on bass, backing vocals and guitar, and Gina Schock on drums and backing vocals. And if you read their bios, you'll see that these gals have definitely taken a lickin' (drugs, sex, drugs, more drugs, etc.) and kept on tickin'.

In many ways, The Go-Go's are an unusual band. We'll start with the obvious - there just haven't been that many successful all-female rock bands that have played their own instruments, written their own music, etc.. Offhand, I can think of The Bangles, Sleater-Kinney, L7 ... I suppose it depends on how you define successful. (Even The Runaways are largely known today because of the careers Joan Jett and Lita Ford had after the group broke up.) You get my point - The Go-Go's are the queens of a pretty selective sub-category of rock and roll.

Then there's the structure of the band. Belinda Carlisle is the face of the band, and clearly their most successful member in terms of name recognition, the success of her solo career, etc. However, behind the scenes, Caffey, Valentine and Wiedlin did the lion's share of the songwriting. Don't get me wrong, Carlisle's vocals were and are hugely important to the group's success. But of those big first three albums that are responsible for The Go-Go's' fame and popularity, Carlisle only even received partial songwriting credits for her lyrics on a handful of tracks. 

So how did a band with such a light recording output make the My Favorite Artists list, and do it slam-dunk style. Let me count the ways.

The first is the most obvious. I've made it clear in the past that I'm all about the vocals, and also that I've got a soft spot in particular for female singers. And this band has vocals up the wazoo. Belinda has always been a distinctive and very appealing lead singer. (Well, maybe not always, but we'll come back to that later.) The Go-Go's were pop punk before there was such a thing as pop-punk, and Belinda's cute little guttural growls fit their music perfectly. Add to that the fact that Jane Wiedlin is a fairly effective singer herself and all three of the other band members are also competent vocalists, and you've got a smorgasbord of sonic delight.

Next up is the songwriting. Once again, although their catalog is relatively small compared to a lot of other bands, its chock full of well written pop rock tunes. Consider if you will such tracks as "We Got the Beat", "Vacation", "Head Over Heals", "Our Lips Are Sealed" - these were some of the highlights of the early 1980's. The Go-Go's started as a punk band, and they never totally lost touch with the power of rock music - they just figured out how to imbue it with hooks.

Because their discography is so sparse, let's take a look at it album by album. Their first effort, 1981's Beauty and the Beat, was the LP that hoisted them to fame, and rightly so. Caffey's classic "We Got the Beat" was a #2 hit in the U.S., and was famously used in the opening sequence of Amy Heckerling's film Fast Times at Ridgemont High. (This was the film that launched Sean Penn's career, but let's forgive it for that.) Wiedlin and her former lover Terry Hall's song "Our Lips Are Sealed" was also a successful single, coming in at #20 on the Billboard charts. The LP also contained such other popular '80s songs as "Lust to Love", "This Town" and "Skidmarks on My Heart". The album itself reached #1 on Billboard, and has since gone double platinum. After the release of Beauty and the Beat, The Go-Go's were a world-famous band.

Their second album, Vacation, was a great deal less consistent, probably because the band was exhausted after the touring, hubbub, etc. leading up to and following Beauty and the Beat. Nevertheless, the title track was another iconic hit, reaching #8 on the Billboard charts, and it also had some other fine songs, including "Girl of 100 Lists," "Beatnik Beach", "Cool Jerk" (which was a cover of a 1960s song by The Capitols) and "Get Up and Go" (which achieved only minor success as a single). Vacation charted #8 in the U.S. on the Billboard album charts.

The Go-Go's third album, Talk Show, is really the one responsible for rocketing them onto my My Favorite Artist's list. For a long while, I would have told you that I thought it was the best overall album of the 1980s. In recent years, I've moderated that a little, and I now place Synchronicity by The Police and The Unforgettable Fire by U2 slightly above it. Nevertheless, it's still in the conversation for me as far as the best albums of the 1980s. It starts off on a high (and highly energetic) note with "Head Over Heels", which was the band's third most successful single of all time, and as far as I'm concerned, it never lets up. Other standout tracks include the LP's two other singles, "Turn to You" and "Yes or No", as well as Jane Wiedlin's "Forget That Day" and the slow but powerful "I'm With You". Talk Show reached #18 on the Billboard album chart.

After that, drugs, personality conflicts and exhaustion let to a breakup. This lasted until 1990, when they reunited for a benefit concert and a rerecording of "Cool Jerk" for a greatest hits comp. They reunited again in 1994 for the compilation LP Return to the Valley of The Go-Go's, which included a number of fun rarities including a live version of "Johnny Are You Queer?" (which they were the first band to ever perform live) and three newly recorded tracks. One of these, "The Whole World Lost Its Head", was another successful single. This kick-started the resumption of The Go-Go's' touring career.

Now that they were back together, in 2001, The Go-Go's released their final LP (to date), God Bless The Go-Go's. The album did come in at #57 on the Billboard albums chart, and honestly, quality-wise, it was probably as good as anything else the band had ever done. But by now there was a whole new generation dominating the music scene, and their one single from the LP, "Unforgiven", co-written by Charlotte Caffey and Billie Joe Armstrong of Green Day fame, never really gained any traction in the charts, fine though it was.

In the meantime, in between Go-Go's tours, all of the ladies have had solo careers. Belinda's has obviously been the most successful - with strong charting singles like "Heaven Is a Place on Earth", "I Get Weak" and "Mad About You", and several albums (especially her earlier solo efforts) selling quite well too. Wiedlin has had some moderate success herself, her highest-charting single being "Rush Hour" (at #9), and honestly, her Very Best Of comp is as strong a collection of songs as you could possibly ask for. The other ladies have also continued to stay active, playing in bands like The Graces (Caffey), House of Schock (Schock. Duh.) and The BlueBonnets and The Delphines (Valentine).

As for their reunion tours, I've seen them live twice. I saw them at Jones Beach in 2000, and they were excellent. I saw them again at The Westbury Music Fair in 2002, and at first, I was disappointed that the sound man had the instruments cranked up so loud that it drowned out Belinda's vocals. Then when I listened more closely, I realized that it was probably by design - she didn't sound great, and I assumed she had blown out her voice like Ian Anderson. Years later, when I read her autobiography Lips Unsealed: A Memoir, I realized that was probably when she was going through one of her struggling-with-addictions periods. I've heard clips of her singing after that, and her voice was fine (although in recent years, she's lost a step to age. But so have I.) Denise and I had tickets to see them live in 2020. Unfortunately, the pandemic put the kibosh on that.

The Go-Go's have added a few new lines to their resumes recently. Their music was made into a Broadway Musical, Head Over Heels, in 2018. They were the subject of a documentary film in 2020 (for which they released their first new single since 2001, "Club Zero"). And most recently, they were inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame in 2021.

To wrap it up, although they only ever released just the four studio albums, the quality of those LPs was so high as to easily move The Go-Go's onto the list of My Favorite Artists. Belinda is still scheduled to be on the 80's Cruise that Denise and I will be sailing on this coming March, so maybe I'll even run into her then. Although I have no idea what I'd say to her - unless she cuts me off on the buffet line! Then I'll have plenty to say to her.

Next up in this series is a band that has gone through several incarnations: Fleetwood Mac!


Sunday, December 19, 2021

Honorable Mentions for 2021, R.I.P Mike Nesmith and Cruise News

I guess I'll start with the sad stuff first. Although I don't currently have The Monkees on the My Favorite Artists list, if you'd have asked 12-year-old me, they'd have been the only band on that list. In the raging battles that took place in my grammar school of "Which band is better, The Monkees or The Beatles?", I was firmly in camp Monkees. I would defend myself by pointing out that The Beatles weren't in their best period right then, pumping out singles like "Hello, Goodbye" and "Lady Madonna", but the truth is, I don't think I really need a defense -- yeah, I recognize that The Beatles are far more important to the history of music, and that they reached artistic heights The Monkees could only dream of. But in my heart, I still prefer The Monkees. And the heart loves what the heart loves.

Of all of The Monkees, Mike Nesmith was clearly my favorite (with Mickey Dolenz running second.) On their TV show, Davey was the teen heartthrob, Mickey was the funny one, Peter was the stupid one, but Mike was the sincere one. He was also the best songwriter in the band (although the majority of The Monkees' best known songs were written by excellent outside writers like Carole King and Neil Diamond.) I loved a lot of the songs that Mike was the lead singer on, like "What Am I Doing Hanging Round?" and "The Door Into Summer." And I'll always have very fond memories of a Frank Walker open mic gig on a night where the only two people in the audience were Valerie Griggs and myself (I think it was a bad-weather night), where we turned Frank into our own personal jukebox by requesting one Mike Nesmith song after another. Good times! (Frank was loving it, too!)

I thought about catching The Monkees live over the years, but it was very seldom in my adulthood that the four of them toured together, and the tickets always seemed to be a little overpriced. (And because he'd gotten fairly wealthy due to his mother having invented Liquid Paper, Mike was the one most often missing.) But Denise caught the last two surviving Monkees, Mickey and Mike, just last month at The Paramount, and she said that while Mickey was still hanging in their pretty good, Mike was looking kind of long in the tooth. I made an unfortunately prescient joke at that time that on their next tour, it would probably just be "The Monkee". I'm sad that I was right.

So Rest in Peace, Mike Nesmith. You've given a lot of people, including myself, a great deal of musical enjoyment over the years. The Monkees never really got the respect I think they deserved. But they had many fans who loved them.

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As the year is winding down and I'm trying to finish off listening to and rating all of my 2021 music so I can do my Best Of lists, I can tell you I consider it good year, but not a great year, for music. The truth is there were quite a few LPs that I liked, but none so far that I've ranked higher than 3.5 out of 5 stars.

But I can see that I'm going to have no problem filling out a Top Ten list, and have a decent number of respectable also-rans as well.

Here are some albums that I don't think are going to make my Top Ten list, although one or two of them theoretically still could. I've got three or four albums left to listen to this year, and then I'm going to give the Top 20 or one more listen, so maybe one of these guys will have a chance to jump up. However, none of them are in my Top 11 right now, so I feel fairly confident they're not going to jump up two spots to make my Top Ten.


Ad Infinitum - Chapter II: Legacy - I kept my promise this year to keep exploring symphonic metal music. This is the second studio LP by this really top-notch Swiss symphonic metal band.

Sting - The Bridge - This is probably Sting's best album in the last decade or so. For those of you who thought he was through - well, he's not. There are mysterious songs, songs of love and betrayal - this one's got everything. The main single, "If It's Love", is kind of a paint-by-numbers love song, but most of the rest of it is quite good.

Lindsey Buckingham - Lindsey Buckingham - Here's another old-timer who needed to show he still has something left in the tank. I suspect he was a little embarrassed at being canned by Fleetwood Mac the year before the pandemic hit, and this is his "I'll show them!" LP. He did a pretty impressive job. It's the only Lindsey Buckingham solo album ever that almost made my Top Ten list.

As December Falls - Happier. - This British pop punk band wins my Paramore-Album-of-the-Year award. They totally hearken back to Paramore's glory days, before Zac and Josh Ferro left the band, almost slavishly so. Some have criticized them for copying the Paramore pop punk sound closely. As for me, I'm just glad to have an album like this again, and if Hayley and her boys are no longer capable of giving it to me, I'll take it where I can get it.

Chvrches - Screen Violence - I seem to be in the minority, at least on the Sputnik Music website, in that I don't like this one quite as much as their 2018 effort, Love Is Dead. But it's still pretty great, and their collaboration with The Cure's Robert Smith on "How Not to Drown" is epic.

Gary Numan - Intruder - This LP continues in the same strong industrial vein as 2017's Savage (Songs From a Broken World). The only difference is this time, there's no one standout track to match up with that album's "My Name Is Ruin", which is why it will land just a little short of My Top Ten list. It's still plenty worthwhile, though.

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Lastly, I wrote a month or two ago about my own response to the pandemic in relation to the March '80s Cruise out of Orlando that Denise and I are booked on. Well, I've not only decided to go full steam ahead with that cruise - if the pandemic doesn't cancel it, I'm gonna go for it - but I've also booked us on another cruise in May out of Cape Liberty in New Jersey.

I've been wanting to try out a cruise from Celebrity Cruise Lines - I'm older now, and I'd like to try a slightly more upscale (and less child-friendly) cruise experience. So we're going on a 9-night cruise that will take us up to Newport, Rhode Island, then swing us down to Charleston, South Carolina for a couple of days, and then sail out to Bermuda before returning to New Jersey.

I've never been to South Carolina, and in case of any medical situations, I like the idea that we spend most of the time in US waters. If nothing else, at least it will get me out of the house for awhile, am I right?

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I'm hoping to get in one more post this week before Christmas, as I'm really just about ready to write that Go-Go's article. So I'm going to hold off on wishing you guys a Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays until then.



Thursday, December 9, 2021

About Song of the Day, Thanksgiving and this Blog

Well, you've probably noticed that I haven't posted on November's Song of the Day. That's because I kind of quit it. 

Here's the deal -- I was actually hosting the month, and for awhile things were going swimmingly. The theme I picked was Songs With a Color in the Title, and I started it out with "Red Skies at Night" by The Fixx. It was doing so-so -- some people got it, others who just don't have that '80s sensibility called it cheesy, but I'm kind of used to that. Eventually I added a second rec, the seriously weird "Let's Make the Water Turn Black" by The Mothers of Invention, from their classic LP We're Only It for the Money. 

But something happened along the way that happens a lot to me lately. OK, not just lately. I got aggravated with my fellow man. "Not you!" you say. "You're usually so even tempered." I know, right?!

It started when one of the chaps, with whom I get along fine, decided for some reason I'll never understand to give a score of .01 out of 5 to Peter Gabriel's "Red Rain". To "Red Rain"! If they'd have done that to "Red Skies at Night", I'd have been annoyed, but Jesus, who gives a score like to Peter Gabriel, especially on one of his best songs? I thought maybe he was just trying to torpedo it because he didn't want to win the highest score for the month, but he swore that that was just his assessment of the song, and that there was "nothing good about it".

Anyway, I took a breath and tried not to let it get to me. I was even thrilled a few days later when one of the guys whose musical taste is usually the total opposite of mine actually gave a 5 to my Zappa song. (To be fair, I knew he'd score it pretty well because he loves Zappa, but I wasn't expecting a 5.)

Then it all went horribly wrong. Somebody recommended Prince's "Purple Rain". Now I've never written about it here, because it's just never come up, but I consider Prince to have been a total goofball, an artist just too ridiculous to take seriously. Between the phase he went through were he changed his name to a Squiggle, to the time at the beginning of her career where he tried to talk the singer Vanity into going with the name "Vageena", the guy was just a total goober. Sorry to speak ill of the dead, but that's how I feel about it.

I never really liked Michael Jackson -- his style of pop was just never my thing -- but at least I understood why so many people revered him, and even I went out and bought a copy of Thriller (like everyone else). Prince I just never got, and I've always been mystified that so many musicians I respect hold him in such esteem. (Go watch the trailer sometime for his "classic" second film, Under the Cherry Moon and then try to tell me that he wasn't a total idiot.) The most I'll give you is that I actually like "When Doves Cry" and I sort of half like "Raspberry Beret". But on the whole, the guy was a bowser. (For the record, Denise likes him. Go figure.)

Anyway, I gave "Purple Rain" a mediocre score, a 2.4 or 2.5, something like that, and I expected to get blasted for it. But then, much to my amazement, one of the regulars gave it an even-lower 1 out of 5, and declared that while he actually rated the song much higher than that, from now on, he was going to give any song that anyone rec'd that was a classic an automatic 1, in protest. And right after that, another one of the guys also scored it a 1 and said he was going to do the same.

Now, in a way, I get it. The actual idea of Song of the Day was always to rec a somewhat obscure song that you like that you think might have flown below other people's radar. Instead, we've had songs like Bowie's "Diamond Dogs" and Kate Bush's "Running Up That Hill" win the month, and that is kind of weird. But as soon as you start ranking songs strategically, on any other criteria than what you actually believe the song deserves, you've gone down a dark hole. It's a short step from there to, 'I think Running Up That Hill' deserves a 4.8 but I'm going to give it a 2 so my song has a chance."

Anyway, right about that point, my aggravation meter went off, and I just needed to get away. It was either that, or I was going to start getting into arguments that would make me more and more irritated. So I made sure the gang had what they needed to finish off the month, and I removed myself from SOTD.

If any of you want to know how it turned out, you can find the list for the month at Sputnik Music Song of the Day November 2021 and the YouTube playlist at November SOTD playlist. The winning song for the month was the rec for November 30, "Blue Leaves, Red Dust" by Youth Group.

I mentioned Thanksgiving because it's relevant to the discussion of my "aggravation meter", and why, as I've spoken about before, I find myself becoming more and more of a housebound shut in. Because it just seems that more and more lately, when I have to deal with other people, I just hate it.

Now don't get me wrong, it wasn't the family or friends at Thanksgiving, it was other people.

Here's the story -- at around 1PM or so, I left to pick up my brother at the train station. I got there a little early, pulled into a spot, and waited for the train. As I did, much like the playground scene in The Birds, first one car showed up, then another, then another ... you get the picture.

And it was all going fine, until one pinhead got the bright idea that instead of pulling into a spot, he would wait right at the front of the lane that people would be using to leave the parking lot once they've picked up their parties. Because he was obviously way more important than the rest of us, so why should he have to wait?

Sure enough, a minute later, another brain surgeon sees this and says, "Great idea!" and pulls in right behind the first fellow. Pretty soon, you've got a train of these VIP's parked one behind the other, and blocking in those of us who pulled into actual parking spots.

The train arrived and my brother found me right away. But of course we couldn't go anywhere, because there was a line of cars behind us locking us all in as we waited for the original fool to move. And naturally, his party were the last people off the train, and there about four of them, and they all had suitcases that they had to spastically try to shove into his car before he could move and let everybody else start to leave the parking lot.

As you'd expect, as this was going on, I was narrating all of this to my brother, in between shouting out the car window, "Hey, you want to step it up there, Blondie?!" to the last of the morons trying to fit a suitcase into a car as though it was a square peg and the car was a round hole. (Actually, to her credit, I think the reason she was having so much trouble was she was flustered, because she, at least, had the good grace to be aware that she was mucking up the progress for everyone.) And my brother was laughing hysterically, because, well, he's my brother and he knows me.

The moral of the story, of course, is that I continue to grow older and crankier, and less and less tolerant of the foibles of my fellow human beings.

Anyway, I'm not exactly sure where this blog will be going in 2022. I'm not going to shut it down, because I still want to continue the My Favorite Artists series, and if Omicron allows Denise and I to go on the 80s cruise in March, I'd like to write about that, too. But I'm really not expecting to be going back to live shows anytime soon, especially with COVID seemingly picking up steam again. (In fact, we had a bit of a scare this week, as Denise had been exposed and also was showing symptoms. Luckily, she tested negative, and she's almost better now.) 

So while I've been trying to at least write two entries a month over the course of this last year, one of which has been my monthly description of the Song of the Day list, I don't know that I'll have the material to make that happen anymore. But when I figure it out, I'll let you know.

In any event, I'm trying to finish up my listening for 2021, so if nothing else, I'll have the year-end Best Of lists coming out in a few weeks. Until then, if I don't get another post up before the end of the month, Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays everyone!


Saturday, November 6, 2021

October 2021 Song of the Day

 OK, I know I'm late with this, but this time it wasn't my fault. I was ready to post on November 1 - it looked like October was pretty well settled to me. But the host for the month, SlothcoreSam, declared he was going to wait a few days to finalize the results. So in deference to him, I waited until today. (He posted his final results last night.) Anyway, I would have been correct if I'd posted a few days ago, but in the end, I guess it's no biggie.

For new readers, this blog entry refers to the monthly Song of the Day list on the Sputnik Music website. Each month, one User hosts the list and names a theme. Everyone then recommends songs in line with this theme, and people rate the various song recommendations. The list of October songs can be found at Sputnik Music Song on the Day - October 2021

1. The theme for the month was "Your Entrance Theme", which was described as "What is your theme song? What song do you want playing as you walk onto the stage? What song do you want playing when you rock up to a party? What song do you want playing when you are on the campaign trail? What song do you want playing when you arrive at work? What song do you want playing when you step off a plane to the awaiting paparazzi? Any answer to those questions will fit, or any other time you want music playing as an accompaniment to an introduction, the more creative the better."

2. Participation was pretty good this month, so everyone only got to make one recommendation. I used mine for the theme I want played at my wake, "The Tern and the Swallow," by Irish singer Cara Dillon. (I know that's a bit maudlin, but it's the thing I thought of when I first heard the song - it's sad, it's pretty, it's Celtic, and it speaks of going home.) Cara Dillon - The Tern and the Swallow

3. I had a pretty miserable month listening wise, to be honest. There were way too many hip-hop selections for my taste, and I wasn't that thrilled with a lot of the other choices, either. So my average score for the month was 2.67 out of 5. My highest scored song (and it wasn't all that high) was "Triassic" by the German progressive metal band The Ocean. The Ocean - Triassic

4. For a long while, it looked as though the winning song would be Kanye West's "Black Skinhead". However, two scores that were atypically low for the group (one of which was mine, but it wasn't the lowest) shot down old Ye. So the overall winning song was "Flashlight" by the 70's funk band Parliament. Parliament - Flashlight

5. For those who like to listen along at home, all 31 songs for the month were up on YouTube for once. So here's a playlist: October 2021 Song of the Day YouTube Playlist

I'm really hoping to finally have that Go-Go's article ready for you later this month, and maybe I'll even have an album review as well. (I actually have a couple of ideas, if I can find the time and the inspiration.)

Until then, have a lovely November, everyone!

Wednesday, October 13, 2021

COVID, Isolation and the 80's Cruise

We are now a year and a half deep into this COVID crisis, and my family has been luckier than many. We've ridden it out, all stayed (mostly) healthy, and have generally been able to keep our income coming in. We have one another, so while our relatively small (one-bathroom) house has occasionally felt a little tight spacewise, at least we haven't had to deal with the isolation felt by many of those who live alone.

There are a million things to be said about these times, some personal, some political. I'm going to focus on the personal.

We've each of dealt with the situation in our own way. I'm vaccinated -- I got the Johnson & Johnson vaccine two days before they pulled it off the market for a week, due to issues with people getting blood clots. (Fun, fun, fun!) Nevertheless, of the five of us living in the house, I'm the one who, for various reasons (some health-related, some not) has chosen to maintain the most isolation from the outside world. This has been relatively easy to do -- I was 95% working from home before the pandemic. 

I've joked that the pandemic has brought me just within reach of my lifelong dream of becoming a housebound agoraphobe. Like most jokes, there's a lot of truth living in the heart of this one. I'm someone who has always found the world to be something of an unpleasant and dangerous place, and these days, it feels more dangerous than ever.

It's not that I never go out. I run out to do my necessary errands (banking, doctor's appointments, the pharmacy, and all that) at least a couple of times a week. And because the family has had some car issues, I often find myself driving my daughter to and from work, etc.

But even when I go out, the vast majority of things I do can be and are accomplished from the comfort of my car. I pretty much never go into large crowds anymore, and I'm just fine with that. I've eaten out on rare occasions, and while I've enjoyed them, I'm fine that it's a once-in-awhile thing. Some of this is out of health concerns -- having been hospitalized for 5 days with pneumonia earlier this year, I'm certainly in no rush to catch COVID. I sort of enjoy breathing. If I'm honest, though, a lot of my hermit-like existence has been by preference. The pandemic has simply provided a rationale for it.

But even a curmudgeon such as myself needs to find strategies and pastimes to deal with being home so much of the time. And God knows regular TV has been little to no help. I find most TV and most movies pretty much unwatchable these days. It seems that rather than simply entertaining, Hollywood has now mostly taken to preaching, loudly and in the most obnoxious ways. And if I enjoyed being preached at, the churches might have seen a whole lot more of me over the years.

So what have I been amusing myself with these last 18 months? Mostly, just a few tried and true staples.

One of these has been All Elite Wrestling (AEW). I've always been an on-again/off-again wrestling fan over the years. I've tried to explain to Denise that wrestling is like soap opera for guys -- there are heroes and villains, storylines, heartbreak, betrayals, etc. And since AEW rose up to challenge Vince McMahon and the WWE's supremacy two years ago, I've mostly been on board. I watch the Wednesday night AEW Dynamite show religiously. (At least I'm religious about something!). And my daughter and I have made a tradition of watching the AEW pay per view shows every couple of months. And AEW has a number of other ongoing shows, podcasts, etc. to keep me amused.

Another staple has naturally been music. As you guys have probably deduced from this music blog, music has always been a huge part of my life. I obviously haven't been going out to live shows, although Denise started finding '80s cover bands by the end of last summer, and she's been going to shows and concerts ever since.

But I've made do with a mix of new and old recorded music, the occasional live concert broadcast on YouTube or Facebook, and a variety of recorded concerts on YouTube.

And as a matter of fact, YouTube has become a major part of my leisure watching. I watch videos on a variety of topics - travel, politics and culture, pro wrestling, horror films, etc. 

At some point early last year, prior to the pandemic, there was an episode of AEW Dynamite that took place on a cruise ship, which I loved. And although I haven't been on a cruise since 2017, one way I coped during these COVID days was to live vicariously through  a number of YouTube cruise vloggers.

And this finally brings me up to what I wanted to write about today -- the 2022 80's Cruise out of Port Canaveral, Florida next March.

As some of you might know, Denise and my son were on the 80's Cruise in March of 2020 when the world came to a stop. Denise was originally supposed to go with a friend -- I chose to pass, for work and other reasons. And when her friend cancelled due to health concerns (as the whole COVID thing was just starting to ramp up), my son stepped in, mostly to look out for his Mom.

So the two of them were at sea the day Governor Cuomo closed down Broadway. Obviously, it was a nervous time for the rest of us here at home, hoping they'd get back without issue. (She likes to scare me, my Denise. She was in a hospital in Manhattan when the attack occurred on 9/11/2001. There's a reason my hair is gray.) Luckily, they made it without a hitch, and neither had caught COVID.

Denise was already registered for the 80's Cruise scheduled for March of 2021, but the company wisely cancelled it early on and moved everyone's registration to the 2022 cruise. And since I figured for sure the whole COVID thing would be over by March of 2022 (eat your heart out, Nostradamus!), I told her I'd go with her this time. 

So now here we are, 6 months ahead of sail time, and while things are better, the picture for March is still far from clear -- will the pandemic rear up again this winter? Will things be way better by then? Not even The Shadow knows. 

Now if that ship sails come March, one thing I know for sure -- Denise will be on it if she has to swim there.

When the cruise company offered refunds last month, we had a conversation about it. I pointed out some of the negatives of cruising, including increased testing and masking requirements (these had eased off a bit on cruise ships earlier this year, but thanks to the Delta variant, they're now stricter than ever); our own health risks, according to the CDC; the risks of sailing to countries that are now on the CDC warning lists; the risks of flying, crammed into a plane the way these bastard airlines like to cram you in there (and to be honest, I'm a lot less concerned about the health risks of being on a cruise ship, with all that open space, than I am of flying all squashed up in a plane). I thought for sure my calm logic would sway her. She responded by booking our flights a few days later. So much for refunds.

The truth is, I have an out, if I really want it. While I'd never send Denise on this trip alone in these times, if I really wanted him to, my son indicated he'd step in in a minute. (And why not? Free cruise!). And even though she has a job to contend with, I think my daughter would even be willing to step in and pinch hit for me. (She even likes 80s music, which my son could care less about.) So if I really want it, I have an out.

But here's the thing. Do I really want it?

When we first booked the cruise, it was so far away that I was totally psyched about it. Then, as the months wore on and this stupid disease refused to go away, I started having doubts. These increased over the last few months, as cruise regulations got more strict. When cruising first started up again, vaccinated people were supposed to be getting a pass -- no masks, no testing, etc. if you were vaccinated. (And while it was far from my only consideration, I'd be lying if I said that taking this cruise wasn't one of the several factors that made me decide to take the vax in the first place.)

Anyway, I came to a realization this week -- one of the reasons I'm on the fence about things is that even in non-COVID times, I have a slightly mixed feeling about cruising. This is why I didn't go last year, and why I haven't cruised since 2017. The truth is this -- I LOVE everything about cruising, and I HATE everything you have to do before you get on the ship. Masks and tests and booster shots are just the most recent additions to this. But I HATE flying and the airlines (and most cruises leave out of Florida); I hate the anxiety of getting on a flight on time, getting to the ship on time, wondering do we have all the documentation we need, etc.; and I HATE the whole process of getting onto a cruise ship, going from line to line, dealing with nasty cruise terminal employees (who are NOT employed by the cruise line, but by the port, fyi), etc. Beam me from my living room to deck of the cruise ship and I'm there in a second. Make me go through all that rigamarole, and suddenly I'm a lot less sure.

But with all of those things I hate, this week I started remembering the things I LOVE, including:
1. The cruise itself -- the worst cruise I ever went on was still great. I love it all -- the rocking of the ocean, the entertainment, the food, the chance to see some places I've never seen before (although last time, I was perfectly happy never leaving the ship) -- it's all great! If I had the money to retire on a cruise ship, I'd seriously consider it. And;
2. In this case, the music. I have no idea what the final lineup will look like. On the last 80's cruise, they lost several acts that were afraid to sail, due to the COVID, including the headliners, The B-52s. And this cruise has already lost one its best acts, The Alarm. So I don't know who else might cancel, assuming the cruise even takes place (which I think it will, but I'm not sure.)

But right now, the lineup includes The Human League (this year's headliners), plus Flock of Seagulls (yeah, I know these days it's just Mike with some other randos, but I don't care -- I fricking LOVE Flock of Seagulls!), Belinda Carlise (and The Go-Go's were always another one of my favorite 80s bands), and Berlin. (Just try to tell me "The Metro" wasn't one of the great songs of the 80's and I'll laugh right in your face.)

Other bands I enjoy that are currently booked on the cruise include Modern English, John Cafferty and the Beaver Brown Band, Gene Loves Jezebel (who was one of the substitutes for The Alarm) and John Parr. ("I can feel St. Elmo's fire/Burnin' in me!")

And bands that I'm less into personally, but that are certainly beloved by many, include ABC (Denise is one of the many, and they do put on a great show), 38 Special, Morris Day & The Time, The Dire Straits Legacy (but sans Mark Knopfler), Dramarama, The Sugarhill Gang (shoot me now), and Johnny Hates Jazz (me too, Johnny). There will also be a number of respected 80's tribute and cover bands on board. And Larry the Duck will be there! As well as Lori Majewski, who I also like.

So what do I do? Do I focus on the health risks and all of the pain in the ass things I hate dealing with, or do I focus on the cruise itself (on the beautiful Mariner of the Seas), the music and the fun time with Denise. (Vs. the need not to ruin Denise's good time with my grumpiness, which is always something I have to try to hold in check.)

Hell, even I don't know. It will be as much of a surprise to me as it will to you.

And if you bastards are checking out the date and hoping to come and rob my house, think again suckers! My son (who's built like a lumberjack), my daughter and my daughter's Taekwondo-practicing boyfriend will still be home, so come get some! (Or is it Muay Thai that he practices? I always forget, but whatever, I wouldn't mess with him. Even though he won't take my advice and use a can opener to win his matches like the great wrestling villains of my youth.) So yeah! How about that?

Anyway, the plan is that this cruise will be my big return to writing about live music. (And the crowd rejoiced. Yay.) But we'll have to see how it works out. I'll let you know as we get closer to the date, faithful readers. Until then, stay safe out there.

Sunday, October 3, 2021

September 2021 Song of the Day

What can I say about the September Song of the Day list? I have no idea. Let's find out together, shall we?

For new readers, this blog entry refers to the monthly Song of the Day list on the Sputnik Music website. Each month, one User hosts the list and names a theme. Everyone then recommends songs in line with this theme, and people rate the various song recommendations. The list of September songs can be found at Sputnik Music Song of the Day - September 2021. (Bet you guys thought I was just going to stupidly repeat "The list of June songs..." like I have been for the last three months, huh? Well fool me four times, shame on ... oh, forget it.)

1. The theme for the month was Songs That Relax You, the working theory being that September marks the end of summer and a return to busier times. (A lot of Sput Users are students, or grad students, or work at colleges. For the rest of us, September is just business as usual, but whatever.

2. Participation was a little better this month. Nevertheless, I still got to make two picks. While a lot of my fellow Users went new age/ambient, I went in a slightly different direction. My first pick was the lovely song "Breathing" by Ingrid Michaelson. My second choice, which I knew wouldn't be well received, was a bit of Celtic reggae by New York heroes Black 47, in the form of their great tune "Voodoo City". (And I was correct about the reception, heh heh. Sometimes I pick songs for the others, but sometimes I pick them just for me.) Ingrid Michaelson - BreathingBlack 47 - Voodoo City.

3. I had a pretty enjoyable month, with my average rating just a little below a 3 (out of 5). My highest rating was a tie between a song I'd never heard before, "Ever New" by Beverly-Glenn Copeland, and one I've a million times, "What a Wonderful World" by my old neighbor Louis Armstrong. (I used to live right down the block from the cemetery he's buried in.) Beverly-Glenn Copeland - Ever NewLouis Armstrong - What a Wonderful World.

4. As often happens when one person recs a classic and everyone else rates relatively obscure songs, the classic won hands down. So the highest rated song by the group in general was also Louis Armstrong's "What a Wonderful World." Louis Armstrong - What a Wonderful World.

5. And as I always at least try to do (when YouTube will cooperate with me), for those who like to listen along at home, here is the complete playlist for the month. September 2021 Song of the Day YouTube Playlist.

Chillier days are ahead, my friends. So come back next month, and I'll try to warm your hearts with some fine October music. (And maybe I'll even have that Go-Go's article I've been promising you. It could happen!

Stay safe.

Monday, September 20, 2021

Prog Contest Tournament of Champions: The Final Round Results (Yay!)

Well, this was it. Each of our contestants fought through and won their own Prog Rock (or Psych Rock) contest to get here. Then they fought their way to this final round. Three of them were left standing. Users were asked to vote by ranking the three finalists from 1 to 3.

Here was my vote:

1. Universal Totem Orchestra - Mathematical Mother

2. T2 - It'll All Work Out in Boomland

3. Landberk - One Man Tells Another

In the end, I loved UTO and their operatic female vocalist the most. I voted for T2 second, because although I generally like prog rock better than psych rock, the T2 LP was extremely well done, and T2's song "In Circles" was one of the best in the tournament. As for the Landberk LP, while there were bits I liked, overall, it just didn't really speak to me.

And as it happened, the group in general agreed with my assessment. The final point totals were:

1. UTO: 37 pts

2. T2: 30 pts

3. Landberk: 29 points

And so the overall winning album of the Sputnik Music Prog Rock Tournament of Champions was Mathematical Mother by the Universal Totem Orchestra.

Thursday, September 16, 2021

Prog Contest Tournament of Champions: The Final Round

So yes, we have not two, but three albums moving on to the Final Round of our Prog Contest Tournament of Champions, because, as Friday explains it, "The Seni-Finals were only semi-effective." All voters are asked to rank their choices from 1 to 3. Here's how it looks:


T2
It'll All Work Out in Boomland


"Rocks hard, psychs hard, even progs a bit with some really beautiful moments scattered throughout" -MeatSalad

Youtube: https://youtu.be/I1cKMIfcumg


vs.


Landberk
One Man Tells Another


"Album is about dark atmospheres. The music is soaked through in melancholy and sadness with an overpowering sense of beauty." - Jethro42

Link: https://musicmp3.ru/artist_landberk__album_one-man-tells-another.html#.Vs8wckn2a1s


vs.


Universal Totem Orchestra
Mathematical Mother


"The 3rd outing from this adventurous Italian band delivers a sleek, dark sound characterized by sensitive operatic vocals, sprinklings of funky fusion, and miles upon miles of rock-solid, infectious groove. Ambient segues recalling Dead Can Dance (Elogio del Dubbio) fuse seamlessly with Zeuhl-like flights of rhythmic fury and atmospheric jazzy passages. The wildly varied whirlwind of an opener is worth the price of admission alone and the playful album centerpiece "Architettura Dell'Acqua" is every bit as jam-packed with expansive, symphonic Orffian bombast as any of the territory covered on Mekanïk Destruktïẁ Kommandöh. That is not to say, however, that any of the other songs should be skipped! If operatic vocals are not an immediate deterrent (I find them to be tastefully employed here), UTO’s creative arrangements and superb instrumental interplay are bound to leave you floored." - bnelso55

Youtube: https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLzGnLbB9RSopCK_kDtjBDF90aU2sYNkvI


The voting ends on Sunday, September 19.

Prog Contest Tournament of Champions: Semi-Finals Results (??????)

Well, once again, we come to a semi-final round where we get results that are somewhat less than final. 

First, I'll tell you about my votes. In the first contest, the one between T2 and Landberk, I voted for T2. The truth is that while the Landberk LP was clearly the proggier of the two, it never really reached me. I voted for it over the McLuhan album in the last round, because I actively disliked the McLuhan. But truth be told, I found the Landberk album project a little boring. On the other hand, even though I voted in the last round for Los Jaivas over T2, it was a torturous pick for me. The T2 is a little rockier than my usual style, but it's really well done. This is especially true of that first track, "In Circles", which was one of the best songs from any of the entries in this tournament.

As for the second matchup, while the Wobbler LP continues to grow on me, I just loved the Universal Totem Orchestra entry and those operatic vocals. So my vote went to UTO.

Now to the results. Let's talk about the second contest first. Much to my surprise, UTO won this one somewhat easily, 9 votes to 5. I found this a little surprising, even though I voted for UTO myself, because I would have made the Wobbler album the favorite of this tournament, based on it's reputation alone. But I guess that's why we hold the actual vote. So UTO moved on to the finals.

The first matchup, however, kind of gummed up the works. This one was close from the get-go, and by the time we reached the voting deadline on Friday, it was in a dead heat at 6-6. Our friend Friday13th, in an attempt to reach clarity, kept the voting open for an extra day, and when our the User known as someone came in with a vote for T2, it looked like it was over. But then at the end of the day, MiloRuggles came in with a vote for Landberk, and it was all tied up again. At this point, I suggested we settle by having the two Users who hand recommended T2 and Landberk fight it out with water balloons. Our friend Friday, however, chose to go a different way, and passed both LPs on to the finals. So it looks like we will be having a three-way Final Round between T2, Landberk and Universal Totem Orchestra. Stay tuned.


Saturday, September 4, 2021

Prog Contest Tournament of Champions - The Semifinals

Update: Because we've all listened to these albums multiple times now (hopefully), voting ends this coming Friday. Here's how it shapes up:

T2
It'll All Work Out in Boomland


"Rocks hard, psychs hard, even progs a bit with some really beautiful moments scattered throughout" -MeatSalad

Youtube: https://youtu.be/I1cKMIfcumg

vs.

Landberk
One Man Tells Another


"Album is about dark atmospheres. The music is soaked through in melancholy and sadness with an overpowering sense of beauty." - Jethro42

Link: https://musicmp3.ru/artist_landberk__album_one-man-tells-another.html#.Vs8wckn2a1s


and


Universal Totem Orchestra
Mathematical Mother


"The 3rd outing from this adventurous Italian band delivers a sleek, dark sound characterized by sensitive operatic vocals, sprinklings of funky fusion, and miles upon miles of rock-solid, infectious groove. Ambient segues recalling Dead Can Dance (Elogio del Dubbio) fuse seamlessly with Zeuhl-like flights of rhythmic fury and atmospheric jazzy passages. The wildly varied whirlwind of an opener is worth the price of admission alone and the playful album centerpiece "Architettura Dell'Acqua" is every bit as jam-packed with expansive, symphonic Orffian bombast as any of the territory covered on Mekanïk Destruktïẁ Kommandöh. That is not to say, however, that any of the other songs should be skipped! If operatic vocals are not an immediate deterrent (I find them to be tastefully employed here), UTO’s creative arrangements and superb instrumental interplay are bound to leave you floored." - bnelso55

Youtube: https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLzGnLbB9RSopCK_kDtjBDF90aU2sYNkvI

vs.

Wobbler
From Silence to Somewhere


"Seen by many prog fans as a modern classic of the genre, Wobbler's latest record is one of the few modern album that does justice to the genre's older 70's sound. Great production and excellent instrumentation make for a thrilling, energetic and infectious sound that drags only a little bit in very few parts of the record." - MrSirLordGentleman

Youtube: https://youtu.be/j2W_UAIqwbk

Prog Contest Tournament of Champions: Round 1 - Results

A couple of these matchups were just brutal. In particular, I flip-flopped back and forth between Los Jaivas and T2. In the end, I decided that I liked the style of music just a little better for Los Jaivas, so that's how I voted.

The second matchup featured two LPs that I hadn't heard before. I found that while there were passages here and there that spoke to me, I really didn't like the McLuhan LP. There were too many elements that sounded comedic. I didn't love the Landberk either, but the parts of it I didn't like were more boring than strident. So in the end, I voted for the Landberk.

I love the Carmen LP, and I considered the first song on it, "Bullerias", to possibly be the best individual song in the whole tournament. But I found the LP to be slightly inconsistent. The Universal Totem Orchestra, album, on the other hand, thrilled me from beginning to end. And I love their operatic female vocalist. So this was a relatively easy vote on my part for UTO.

The last matchup was another fairly difficult one for me. I found that the Wobbler and Regal Worms had fairly similar strengths and weaknesses, with both of them being well-structured and well-thought-out, but maybe a little cold emotionally. In the end, The Wobbler album spoke to me more on this set of listens, and that was the way I voted. 

Anyway, after three weeks, the voting results are all in. All four contests were won by identical scores of 8 votes to 6. And the winners were: T2 over Los Jaivas, Landberk over McLuhan, Universal Totem Orchestra over Carmen and Wobbler over Regal Worm.

On to the semi-finals!

August 2021 Song of the Day

The rules were kind of confusing this month, so bear with me. 

For new readers, this blog entry refers to the monthly Song of the Day list on the Sputnik Music website. Each month, one User hosts the list and names a theme. Everyone then recommends songs in line with this theme, and people rate the various song recommendations. The list of August songs can be found at Sputnik Music Song of the Day - August 2021.

1. As this month was Olympic month (or so I've heard - I didn't watch them myself), the theme for the month was Sputnik Olympics. This meant that your rec had to be from an artist who came from a country that hosted the summer Olympics, and the pick itself had to be from an album that was released the year that their country hosted the Olympics. Got that? Good. Now possibly because the rules were confusing, and possibly because it was August and people were away for the summer, participation was once again pretty low.

2. Because of the low participation, I got to make three recs this month. The first was from an American band, The Go-Go's' "I'm With You", from their 1984 release Talk Show. The second from another American artist, Long Island local duo Crystal Rose, "The Feather/Free the Eagle", from their 1996 release Look Inside. And the third was from Canadian icons Rush, "Passage to Bangkok", from their 1976 LP 2112. The first two did pretty well with the other Users. Rush never does that well with this group, largely because Geddy Lee's vocals are something of an acquired taste. Oh well. The Go-Go's - I'm With YouCrystal Rose - The Feather/Free the EagleRush - Passage to Bangkok.

3. I didn't have a great month. My average rating was only 2.84 out of 5. Maybe I was just having a lethargic month, or maybe most of the recs weren't that great. My highest-rated song for the month out of everyone else's recs was a track called "Pilgrimage" by Japanese artist Ichiko Aoba. Ichiko Aoba - Pilgrimage.

4. And the rest of the group agreed, as Pilgrimage was also the overall winner for the month. Ichiko Aoba - Pilgrimage.

5. For those of you who like to follow along at home, here is the full playlist for the month. August 2021 Song of the Day YouTube Playlist.

So now that the summer is over, we'll see if we start to get a bit more participation with our monthly SOTD list. I'll tell you all about it in 30 days.




Tuesday, August 17, 2021

Prog Contest Tournament of Champions: A Little Context

 By the way, here is a little background info on each of the eight artists taking part in our Prog Rock Tournament of Champions:


Los Jaivas - A Chilean band that began recording in the early 1970s. Alturas de Machu Picchu was released in 1981. Sputnik lists them under the taglines of folk and progressive rock. Progarchives.com lists them as a progressive folk band that blends folk and symphonic prog.

T2 - A British band that released their classic, It All Works Out in Boomland in 1970. They broke up shortly thereafter, and briefly reformed in the 1990s. Sputnik lists them under the taglines of psychedelic, progressive rock and rock. Progarchives lists them as heavy prog.

McLuhan - An American band whose sole release, Anomaly, came in 1972. Sputnik lists them under the taglines of jazz and progressive rock, while Progarchives classifies them as jazz rock/fusion.

Landberk - A Swedish band who were active in 1990s. One Man Tells Another was released in 1994. Sputnik lists them under the tagline of progressive rock, and refers to them as a prog-art rock band. Progarchives.com classifies them as heavy prog.

Universal Totem Orchestra - An Italian band that began recording in 1999. Mathematical Mother, their third (and most recent) album, was released in 2016. Sputnik classifies them under their the taglines of progressive rock, jazz and classical (the last possibly due to their operatic female lead vocals). Progarchives.com lists them as Zuehl.

Carmen - A British-American band active in the 1970s. Fandangos in Space, their debut album, was released in 1973. Sputnik classifies them under the taglines progressive rock, folk and hard rock. It describes their style as a mix of flamenco music and dance.  Progarchives lists them as a prog folk band.

Wobbler - A Norwegian band that began recording in 2005 and is still active. From Silence to Somewhere was released in 2017. Sputnik lists them under the tagline of progressive rock. Progarchives refers to them as a symphonic prog band.

Regal Worm - A British band that began recording in 2013. Pig Views, their most recent LP, was released in 2018. Sputnik lists them under the taglines of psychedelic and progressive rock. Progarchives lists them under the category of crossover prog.


So there you have your program for the Prog Rock Tournament of Champions.

Prog Contest Tournament of Champions - Round 1 (Quarterfinals)

 Well, I'm afraid my title has given away the surprise, but there you have it. Our friend Friday is going out with a bang. As this year was intended to be his last obscure prog rock tournament, and as it was his eighth one, he decided to end his reign with one last challenge, this time pitting the eight winners of his previous contests against one another. (Actually, his tournament from year 2 was technically an obscure psychedelic rock tournament, but close enough, right?) This one is sort of like the last book of The Hunger Games series, except that we'll probably actually complete the contest instead of kidnapping and executing Friday.

In Round 1, which is actually the quarterfinals, we were asked to vote in vote separate matches, featuring his Year 1 champion against his Year 2 champion, his Year 3 champion against his Year 4 champion, etc.

So play along with us if you like. We have plenty of time this time, as the voting for this round doesn't happen for 3 weeks.

Here are the matchups:

Los Jaivas
Alturas de Machu Picchu


"The mistic atmosphere, the lyrics, and the original sound, fusion of prog and folk andean music." -MrSirLordGentleman

Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fsb-X0J-7Mk&list=PLnJDCrKyKvbaCOckudTHzlfxVWcCjRZks&ab_channel=LosJaivas-

vs.

T2
It'll All Work Out in Boomland


"Rocks hard, psychs hard, even progs a bit with some really beautiful moments scattered throughout" -MeatSalad

Youtube: https://youtu.be/I1cKMIfcumg


McLuhan
Anomaly


"gigantic sleeper...very Crimson-esque" -gagnonov

youtube: https://youtu.be/7AJ0A_VKgig

vs.

Landberk
One Man Tells Another


"Album is about dark atmospheres. The music is soaked through in melancholy and sadness with an overpowering sense of beauty." - Jethro42

Link: https://musicmp3.ru/artist_landberk__album_one-man-tells-another.html#.Vs8wckn2a1s


Universal Totem Orchestra
Mathematical Mother


"The 3rd outing from this adventurous Italian band delivers a sleek, dark sound characterized by sensitive operatic vocals, sprinklings of funky fusion, and miles upon miles of rock-solid, infectious groove. Ambient segues recalling Dead Can Dance (Elogio del Dubbio) fuse seamlessly with Zeuhl-like flights of rhythmic fury and atmospheric jazzy passages. The wildly varied whirlwind of an opener is worth the price of admission alone and the playful album centerpiece "Architettura Dell'Acqua" is every bit as jam-packed with expansive, symphonic Orffian bombast as any of the territory covered on Mekanïk Destruktïẁ Kommandöh. That is not to say, however, that any of the other songs should be skipped! If operatic vocals are not an immediate deterrent (I find them to be tastefully employed here), UTO’s creative arrangements and superb instrumental interplay are bound to leave you floored." - bnelso55

Youtube: https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLzGnLbB9RSopCK_kDtjBDF90aU2sYNkvI

vs.

Carmen
Fandangos in Space


"A fun mix of flamenco and progressive rock filled with exciting tales of gypsies and bullfights, this is a record which really deserves more attention from people." - Sharktooth

youtube: https://youtu.be/9nIP_WlCdtM


Wobbler
From Silence to Somewhere


"Seen by many prog fans as a modern classic of the genre, Wobbler's latest record is one of the few modern album that does justice to the genre's older 70's sound. Great production and excellent instrumentation make for a thrilling, energetic and infectious sound that drags only a little bit in very few parts of the record." - MrSirLordGentleman

Youtube: https://youtu.be/j2W_UAIqwbk

vs. 

Regal Worm
Pig Views


"Modern prog band featuring a multi-instrumentalist experimenting avant gardist music. Band is injecting Medieval and psychedelic touches in their weird kind of prog that contains start and stop patterns and eccentric turns. Alternance of punchy and pastoral ambiences give tonus to the mix. It's generally sophisticated and simple in the same time. It's really melodic, and vocals serve as an instrument. Good use of mellotrons, organs and many more keys and synths. Kinda Beck on acid, making prog." - Jethro42

On Bandcamp: https://regalworm.bandcamp.com/album/pig-views
[also on Spotify]


I'm already somewhat familiar with six of the eight contestants, as I have participated in the last four prog tournaments, and I went back on my own at one point and replayed the first two. So only the McLuhan and the Landberk albums are unknown to me. 

Nevertheless, I'll be going back and giving them each at least one more listen, especially as we have three weeks to do so. I've already listened again to the Los Jaivas and the T2, and I'm definitely going to have to listen to each of them again - they're two very different LPs, and upon my first listen, it was much too close to call. 

So take your time, give them each a listen, and think about which of these eight fine albums you would choose as your ultimate album.

I'll be back in three weeks to give you the results of this semi-final round. I'll also be back soon to tell you about the August Song of the Day contest. And one of these days, hopefully in the pretty near future, I'll also be back with the next installment of the My Favorite Artist series with my writeup about The Go-Go's.

See you soon.

Monday, August 16, 2021

Prog Contest 2021: Final Round - Results

 It was an extraordinary contest, so it only makes sense it would end with an extraordinary result. Having failed to whittle the field down to two in the semi-finals, our friend Friday did the only thing he could - he asked us to each rank our finalists, Jordsjo, Yolk, Hermann Szobel and Regal Worm, from 1 to 4. The hope was that this would produce one clear winner.

This gave me two problems. I knew that my two favorites were Regal Worm and Jordsjo, but even this late in the contest, I still wasn't sure which of the two I preferred. Likewise, I wasn't really sure whether who I liked better between the Yolk and Hermann Szobel LPs. I had no choice but to give them each an extra listen. 

In the end, in spite of that sweet, sweet flute, I decided to go with the craftsmanship of the Regal Worm album. As for the others, while there was much I admired in the Hermann Szobel project, there was also just a little bit too much harshness for my taste. My final vote was:

1. Regal Worm
2. Jordsjo
3. Yolk
4. Hermann Szobel

As the votes came in, the lead seemed to go back and forth. At first, it appeared that Regal Worm had it wrapped up. Then a late run seemed to put Jordsjo in the lead. Several of us tried to keep a running count, but it was so confusing that we each came up with different numbers.

In the end, there was no choice but to wait for Friday's official count. Fittingly enough, on Friday the 13th, our friend Friday 13th gave us the final results. In the man's own words:

The votes are in. Unfortunately, the 1,395,308 last minute RYM pm ballots for Syzygy were held void in the Supreme Court of Prog. All of RYM is in tears. Here is the final tally: REGAL WORM: 52 votes - Jordsjo: 48 votes - Yolk: 46 votes - Hermann Szobel: 44 votes. The true winner is Regal Worm - Pig Views! Congrats Jethro for the second win in this tournament series. Feel free to rave about your personal favorites from the tourney, vent about the state of prog, etc. Is this Friday the 13th of August, 2021 the true end, or only the beginning?

So it was official. Regal Worm was the winner, and Jethro 42, the User who had recommended it, became only the second ever User to win the Obscure Prog Rock Tournament twice (tying MySirLordGentleman). Our prog contest, the last ever, was done.

But just as we all prepared to end our prog rock explorations for the year, our friend Friday had one last surprise for us! 

Tune in tomorrow, and I'll tell you all about it.


Friday, August 13, 2021

Prog Contest 2021: The Final Round

 In the end, the only fair thing to do was pass all four albums on to the finals, and allow people to vote by ranking them from 1 to 4 in order of preference. The hope is that this will break the tie (although of course, there's no guarantee of this).

So once again, our participants for the finals are:

Jordsjo - Nattsfiolen

"A sweet piece of bingeable Norweigen prog. Replete with synth and flute there’s no hiding the influence of Jethro Tull, but it’s truest ancestry lies in the melodicism of early Camel and Swedish instrumentalist Bo Hansson. For me, good prog tricks the listener into feeling like he’s hearing something playful but familiar while still pushing the experimental boundaries and Nattfiolen is one of the finest examples of that in recent memory. Headphones are the only way to listen, as some of the stereo effects really bring the fairy tale to life." - Inoculaeted

Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/album/54Ooribd5hSPdl2keRxLBT

Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qPeIJkyf84


Yolk - Solar

"Incredible fluid layering of sounds with a tricked-out, almost krautrock approach to rhythm. Playful vocals and vibrant atmosphere, whole thing sounds like a wonky prog forest. And they keep it tight, under 40 minutes long, praise be." - porcupinetheater

Bandcamp: https://yolkmusic.bandcamp.com/album/solar


Hermann Szobel - Szobel

"Child prodigy Hermann Szobel composed and produced one album at the age of 18 before he disappeared from the music world completely. The album has a Frank Zappa vibe, with emphasis on piano (Szobel's instrument), percussion, and vibraphone. It was obscure even when it was released in the 70s, but a 2012 reissue has given us a second chance to enjoy it." - TwigTW

Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/album/2VUcwcNH6YbFCPfntYcYdG?si=iBz1ZcHoRta7TNbKOWMizg

youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCWb59xaXahQpnZs7AjlHhCQ


Regal Worm - Pig Views

"Modern prog band featuring a multi-instrumentalist experimenting avant gardist music. Band is injecting Medieval and psychedelic touches in their weird kind of prog that contains start and stop patterns and eccentric turns. Alternance of punchy and pastoral ambiences give tonus to the mix. It's generally sophisticated and simple in the same time. It's really melodic, and vocals serve as an instrument. Good use of mellotrons, organs and many more keys and synths. Kinda Beck on acid, making prog." - Jethro42

On Bandcamp: https://regalworm.bandcamp.com/album/pig-views
[also on Spotify]


What a crazy tournament!

Prog Contest 2021: The Semi-Final Round - Results(????)

 Sorry I'm late with this again. Truth is 1. I've been ridiculously busy, both with work and with a variety of home challenges, and also 2. I've been sick again this week, enough so that I thought I might have to go back into the hospital (this time with either a stone of some kind, or a diverticulitis situation on my left side.) But I've been drinking massive amounts of fluid, and while it's not completely gone, it's way, way better, to the point where I think I'm going to be able to go without going to the doctor.

Aging sucks.

Anyway, back to our contest, which featured Jordsjo against Yolk and Hermann Szobel against Regal Worm.

This was an easy choice for me, as I strongly preferred the Jordsjo over the Yolk and the Regal Worm over the Hermann Szobel (to the point where I felt fine voting this round without giving any of the albums another listen.)

However, it wasn't such an easy choice for everyone. Or maybe it was, but the choices were very different for the various Users who voters.

Both contests went back and forth, and in each contest, neither LP ever got more than two votes ahead of its competition.

In the end, when the smoke cleared, the votes (improbably enough) were:

Jordsjo 19 votes vs. Yolk 19 votes; and Hermann Szobel 19 votes vs. Regal Worm 19 votes. We had TWO DEAD TIES!

A number of solutions were suggested, some serious and some silly, including getting a guest voter to break the tie, inviting one of the site moderators to break the tie, and album-art competition and even an air guitar competition. 

In the end, our friend Friday made the only really practical choice. See my next post for the set-up of the tournament finals.

Friday, August 6, 2021

Prog Contest 2021: The Semi-Final Round

We're really getting down to the nitty gritty now - the Final Four.

For this round, Friday went back to the traditional format of matching one album against another. And the pairings are:


Jordsjo - Nattsfiolen

"A sweet piece of bingeable Norweigen prog. Replete with synth and flute there’s no hiding the influence of Jethro Tull, but it’s truest ancestry lies in the melodicism of early Camel and Swedish instrumentalist Bo Hansson. For me, good prog tricks the listener into feeling like he’s hearing something playful but familiar while still pushing the experimental boundaries and Nattfiolen is one of the finest examples of that in recent memory. Headphones are the only way to listen, as some of the stereo effects really bring the fairy tale to life." - Inoculaeted

Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/album/54Ooribd5hSPdl2keRxLBT

Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qPeIJkyf84


vs.


Yolk - Solar

"Incredible fluid layering of sounds with a tricked-out, almost krautrock approach to rhythm. Playful vocals and vibrant atmosphere, whole thing sounds like a wonky prog forest. And they keep it tight, under 40 minutes long, praise be." - porcupinetheater

Bandcamp: https://yolkmusic.bandcamp.com/album/solar


and


Hermann Szobel - Szobel

"Child prodigy Hermann Szobel composed and produced one album at the age of 18 before he disappeared from the music world completely. The album has a Frank Zappa vibe, with emphasis on piano (Szobel's instrument), percussion, and vibraphone. It was obscure even when it was released in the 70s, but a 2012 reissue has given us a second chance to enjoy it." - TwigTW

Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/album/2VUcwcNH6YbFCPfntYcYdG?si=iBz1ZcHoRta7TNbKOWMizg

youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCWb59xaXahQpnZs7AjlHhCQ


vs.


Regal Worm - Pig Views

"Modern prog band featuring a multi-instrumentalist experimenting avant gardist music. Band is injecting Medieval and psychedelic touches in their weird kind of prog that contains start and stop patterns and eccentric turns. Alternance of punchy and pastoral ambiences give tonus to the mix. It's generally sophisticated and simple in the same time. It's really melodic, and vocals serve as an instrument. Good use of mellotrons, organs and many more keys and synths. Kinda Beck on acid, making prog." - Jethro42

On Bandcamp: https://regalworm.bandcamp.com/album/pig-views
[also on Spotify]


Because we should have all heard all four of these beauties multiple times by now, this time, the voting ends on Monday.

Who would you vote for? I'll let you know who I voted for and who actually wins and moves on to the finals, in a few days. Ciao!

Prog Contest 2021 Round Two: The Quarterfinals - Results

So, as I said in my last post, the rules of this round were very different than they were in the first round of the tournament, and also in any of Friday's previous prog rock tournaments. Instead of voting on individual matchups, I had to vote on my overall top four albums our of the remaining ten.

This was a hard choice. I was always going to vote the Procol Harum first - I rec'd it because I love it, and it's the only album in the competition that I've rated a 4 out 5. (Having said that, I'm it's not going to win the competition, and it's going to have a pretty hard time just surviving this round. And it would have had a hard time surviving a direct Jordsjo matchup as well - I can tell, based on the comment and the overall tastes of my fellow competitors.)

But for now, the only thing I could control was my own vote. So Procol was going to be first. And choosing the other three albums wasn't going to be easy. I had four albums I'd rated 3.5 out of 5 in the first round, and only 3 spots for them. I needed to relisten to them all in order to make a decision.

Going into the relisten, I was leaning towards rating Jordsojo the highest, with Regal Worm close behind. I was also leaning towards voting for Ibio over Pendragon for the last remaining slot.

After listening to the four albums again, though, I changed my mind. Here was my actual vote: 

I make no promises that these will be in the same order in any future rounds. This was really hard. But here's my vote for this round.

1. Procol Harum
2. Regal Worm
3. Jordsjo
4. Pendragon

It broke my heart not to be able to squeeze in a vote for Ibio as well.

In fact, I liked the Pendragon so much on the last listen that I almost considered moving it up one spot or even two.

The voting was up and down. It soon became clear which albums were going to claim the top three spots, and Procol wasn't one of them. Much to my surprise, though, initially, it was in the midst of a tough competition for the fourth and final spot in the Final Four.

It wasn't to be, though. Here were the final voting totals for the top four, per our friend Friday:

1. Regal Worm - 33 points
2. Jordsjo - 28 points
3. Hermann Szobel - 25 points
4. Yolk - 23 points

The unofficial final count (per my own tally) was:

Regal Worm 33

Jordsjo         28

Hermann Szobel 25

Yolk 23

Quiet Sun 17

Seru Giran 15

Procol Harum 13

Pendragon 12

Kollektiv 12

Ibio           2


Honestly, I was surprised Pendragon fared so poorly, after getting off to a quick start in the voting. And I was saddened that Ibio got hardly any votes, as I had very nearly included it in my own top four.


So yes, our survivors who move on to the semi-finals are Regal Worm, Jorsjo, Hermann Szobel and Yolk.